1 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:14,040 Aunt Ada: Crime. 2 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:17,560 Everyone loves a bit of crime. 3 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:23,159 Whether you're hooked by a true-crime podcast 4 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:24,640 on your commute... 5 00:00:26,320 --> 00:00:29,960 ...trying to plot the next bestselling whodunnit... 6 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,839 ...or indeed tuning in to watch 7 00:00:36,840 --> 00:00:40,439 the latest gruesome murder mystery 8 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,279 on your television... 9 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,440 Casting Assistant: Tuppence? Tuppence Cowley? 10 00:00:51,720 --> 00:00:55,000 Aunt Ada: ...crime is big business... 11 00:00:56,480 --> 00:00:58,320 ...and, these days... 12 00:00:59,960 --> 00:01:02,719 ...everyone is a detective. 13 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:11,999 We've missed you. 14 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:25,839 Sorry. 15 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:27,719 - Hey. - Mate. 16 00:01:27,720 --> 00:01:29,559 - You brought it. - Yes. 17 00:01:29,560 --> 00:01:31,439 Lifesaver. 18 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,199 The photographer we hired just, er, 19 00:01:33,200 --> 00:01:35,679 stacked it over a croquet mallet and broke both his elbows. 20 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:37,399 Mm, it's all going wrong already. 21 00:01:37,400 --> 00:01:39,359 Babe, it's all okay. 22 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,599 Today's perfect. 23 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:42,120 You are perfect. 24 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:44,839 You're lucky I still have the equipment. 25 00:01:44,840 --> 00:01:46,559 Much appreciated. 26 00:01:46,560 --> 00:01:48,319 Oh, congrats, by the way. 27 00:01:48,320 --> 00:01:51,959 I absolutely love the, er-- the theme. 28 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:54,399 Yeah, all Alice's idea. 29 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:57,080 She thought that it would help us stand out on the 'gram. 30 00:01:58,080 --> 00:01:59,839 Her followers are brutal. 31 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:03,119 Aww, so cute you guys get to catch up. 32 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:04,519 Erm, I just wanted to check 33 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:07,079 you can actually start taking some photos? 34 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,159 And I will need sign off, yeah? 35 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:10,719 Yes, absolutely. 36 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,599 Oh, my God. 37 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:20,520 I went to Uni with the groom. 38 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:25,760 Wow, that is really... embarrassing. 39 00:02:28,760 --> 00:02:31,279 Ooh, yes, please. 40 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,439 Thank you, babe. 41 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:35,119 Mm. 42 00:02:35,120 --> 00:02:36,319 God, these are hideous. 43 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:37,879 Oh. 44 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:39,919 No, you know what? I'm-- I'm gonna have another. 45 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:41,839 There's no way anyone should be sober for this. 46 00:02:43,320 --> 00:02:45,359 - Oh. - Oh, God. I'm sorry. 47 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:47,599 Sebastian, light of my life. 48 00:02:47,600 --> 00:02:49,960 Look, look. Here. Have this. Have this. Have this. 49 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:55,039 Oh, erm, Alice wants you. Photos. 50 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:56,319 - Sorry. - Okay. 51 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:57,960 Keep these coming, yeah? 52 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,159 So proud of you, sweetheart. 53 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,359 The perfect couple. 54 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:11,279 Waste of bloody money. 55 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:13,559 Alice, you look amazing. 56 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:14,799 Tati, you look great, too. 57 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,639 See you met my father-in-law, then? 58 00:03:16,640 --> 00:03:17,879 Yeah, he's, erm... 59 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,800 Actually, pretty solid when sober. 60 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:23,279 He owns this massive development company. 61 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:26,079 He's letting me lead on the big, new project. 62 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,240 I'll finally be a real grown-up. 63 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:31,399 Whatever happened to teaching kids football? 64 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:33,639 That's a hobby, not a career. 65 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:35,520 We need to go over the first dance one more time. 66 00:03:36,520 --> 00:03:38,519 The paso doble to Ed Sheeran. 67 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:39,759 I was born ready. 68 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:40,919 Okay. 69 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,400 Come on, then. 70 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:10,599 All a father wants is for his princess is to have it all. 71 00:04:10,600 --> 00:04:12,879 So when Alice told me 72 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:14,119 that she'd finally met her match, 73 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,439 I, of course, was over the moon. 74 00:04:17,640 --> 00:04:23,159 And so it's a-- it's a huge welcome to Bingo. 75 00:04:23,160 --> 00:04:25,719 Let's hope he knows what he's let himself in for, 76 00:04:25,720 --> 00:04:29,239 because it's too late to back out now, isn't it, mate? 77 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:31,159 Whoo-hoo! 78 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,359 So please raise your glasses. 79 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:36,559 To Alice and to Bingo, and may they have a long 80 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,919 and beautiful life together. 81 00:04:38,920 --> 00:04:40,199 - Here, here. - Alice and Bingo. 82 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,719 - Alice and Bingo. - Whoo! 83 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:54,679 Ladies and Gentlemen, 84 00:04:54,680 --> 00:04:56,159 please make your way to the dance floor 85 00:04:56,160 --> 00:04:58,399 and proceed to dance until dawn! 86 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,360 Huzzah! 87 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:13,919 I have no idea what you're talking about. 88 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,959 Get your hands off me! 89 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:19,479 I know it's you. 90 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,399 I'm gonna ruin you, Plain fucking Jane. 91 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:22,639 Yeah, yeah, yeah? And I'll tell them. 92 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:24,119 I'll tell them all right now. 93 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:25,680 Hey, you guys okay? 94 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,079 Yes. Fine. 95 00:05:29,080 --> 00:05:32,559 Perfect. 96 00:05:32,560 --> 00:05:33,599 No, no. No, no. No! 97 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,079 - Oh, my-- - Shit. 98 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:36,879 I'm so sorry. I'm so-- 99 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:38,160 No, no. It's okay. 100 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:40,440 Tuppence. 101 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:42,880 Tuppence Cowley. 102 00:05:43,960 --> 00:05:45,200 It is you. 103 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,919 What are-- What are the chances? 104 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:54,239 That I'd bump into an ex dressed like this? 105 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:56,439 - Gosh. - Gosh. 106 00:05:56,440 --> 00:05:57,759 It's nice to see you. 107 00:05:57,760 --> 00:05:59,839 - Yeah, and you. It's-- - It's been...? 108 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:01,839 A really long time. Are we a bit old? 109 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:03,119 I think we're old. 110 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,479 Well, how come you're here? Wha-- 111 00:06:04,480 --> 00:06:06,719 I didn't know you stayed in touch with Bingo. 112 00:06:06,720 --> 00:06:09,359 No, I haven't. I'm doing a favour for a friend. 113 00:06:09,360 --> 00:06:10,879 It's her catering company. 114 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,039 Cool. 115 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:14,599 Are you-- Are you a photographer? 116 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:16,039 Er, it's a favour. 117 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:18,039 I'm just doing a favour for Bingo. 118 00:06:18,040 --> 00:06:20,839 I write crime novels now as my real job. 119 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:22,399 Oh. 120 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,879 Oh, right. 121 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,439 Yeah. 122 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,359 Tommy, your face. I, obviously, know that. 123 00:06:27,360 --> 00:06:29,160 You're a literary pop star. 124 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,079 Erm, and you? I mean your-- you live in America now, right? 125 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:37,799 Yeah, erm, I'm here just doing some auditions and stuff. 126 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:39,760 Well, you were always destined for greatness, Cowley. 127 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,120 I don't know how long you're in town for, but... 128 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:48,839 ...I don't know, we could maybe grab a drink, catch up? 129 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,360 Erm... 130 00:06:52,840 --> 00:06:56,479 I think that maybe some things are... 131 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:59,520 better left in the past, Tommy Beresford. 132 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:02,799 Erm, sorry, I should, erm... 133 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:03,999 Ah, here. Here, let me. 134 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,320 No, no, no, you don't have to. 135 00:07:06,680 --> 00:07:07,719 Yeah. 136 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:08,759 - Thank you. - Yeah. 137 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:34,160 Hello? 138 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:40,640 Are you okay in there? 139 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:45,119 Oh. 140 00:07:45,120 --> 00:07:46,879 Hey. 141 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:49,159 Cocktail girl. 142 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:51,680 Oh, God. 143 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:56,199 Is this the bit where I say, "He's so not worth it"? 144 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:01,680 It's complicated. 145 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,399 Well... 146 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,879 you are talking to the person 147 00:08:09,880 --> 00:08:11,880 they invented that phrase around. 148 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:16,239 It's his wedding. 149 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,440 Oh, you-- you and Bingo? 150 00:08:20,240 --> 00:08:22,600 And you're married, as well. 151 00:08:23,720 --> 00:08:25,799 Yep. 152 00:08:25,800 --> 00:08:28,520 But Seb doesn't really notice much. 153 00:08:30,920 --> 00:08:33,119 Oh, I can't find my phone. 154 00:08:33,120 --> 00:08:35,119 Oh, er, here. 155 00:08:35,120 --> 00:08:36,679 Why don't you use mine to call it? 156 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:41,519 Yeah. 157 00:08:48,680 --> 00:08:50,159 I just need to speak to him. 158 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:53,400 You know, he said cloakroom at midnight. 159 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:58,000 Fuck. 160 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,239 Well, it's nearly midnight now. 161 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:03,679 Oh, shit. 162 00:09:08,920 --> 00:09:10,920 Erm, just... 163 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:15,880 Just be careful. Yeah? 164 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:22,839 You're sweet, er...? 165 00:09:22,840 --> 00:09:24,000 Tuppence. 166 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:27,040 Tatiana. 167 00:09:29,120 --> 00:09:30,160 See you. 168 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:46,839 Did-- Did we hire real flamingos for this? 169 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:49,479 Er, no. 170 00:09:49,480 --> 00:09:51,400 There are some plastic ones outside. 171 00:09:52,440 --> 00:09:53,719 Yes. 172 00:10:04,200 --> 00:10:05,760 I said I'll sort it. 173 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,839 Tatiana won't mess up like this again. 174 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,479 Finally. 175 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,079 I've missed you. 176 00:11:17,840 --> 00:11:19,719 Tommy. Tommy. 177 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,399 Please, please. She's hurt. Sh-- She's hurt. 178 00:11:21,400 --> 00:11:23,639 She's-- She's in-- in-- in-- in-- in the cloakroom. 179 00:11:29,560 --> 00:11:31,559 Oh, sorry. 180 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,080 Tatiana. 181 00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,120 Oh, my God. 182 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,279 I'm gonna go get you some help, okay? 183 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:48,760 - Just hold on. - W-Wait. 184 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,479 Bingo... did it. 185 00:11:59,840 --> 00:12:00,959 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 186 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:02,479 Stay. S-S-Stay. 187 00:12:02,480 --> 00:12:03,680 No, no. 188 00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:09,159 No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. 189 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,279 No. Help! 190 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,639 Some-- 191 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:14,400 - Help! - Tuppence? 192 00:12:16,680 --> 00:12:19,040 - Oh, my God. - No, no, no, no. 193 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:22,240 No, no, no. 194 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:31,959 This better be good. 195 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,839 I was rewatching the Crufts final, 2023. 196 00:12:33,840 --> 00:12:35,479 Erm, the one with the, er-- 197 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:38,719 Bichon frise, which is just not a dog, in my opinion. 198 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,079 Right. What have we got? 199 00:12:40,080 --> 00:12:41,759 Can you tell my boss, DI Merriot, 200 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:43,479 what you just told me, please? 201 00:12:43,480 --> 00:12:46,159 Er, she said-- Tatiana said just before she died, erm-- 202 00:12:46,160 --> 00:12:47,840 she said, er... 203 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:53,000 that Bing-- that Bingo did it. 204 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:55,080 Hm? 205 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:57,759 Let's go. 206 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:01,999 - Wait. What? - What? 207 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,639 - Hang-- Hang on. - Sir. 208 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:04,839 Wait. What are you doing? 209 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,319 I-- I-- I haven't done anything. 210 00:13:06,320 --> 00:13:07,959 DI Merriot: You're being taken to the station 211 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,279 - under caution for questioning. - What's happening? 212 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,199 What? No. Get off him. 213 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,719 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Alice, listen to me. 214 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,959 - Stop. - Get off him. 215 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:18,119 - Hey, hey, hey, hey. - What the fuck did you do? 216 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:19,799 - Oi. - Huh? 217 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,519 Take him somewhere quiet. 218 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:22,799 It's alright. 219 00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:24,679 Please, please. Tommy. Tommy. Tommy. 220 00:13:24,680 --> 00:13:26,399 I-I didn't do anything. 221 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,079 I was just trying to help. 222 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,719 I didn't do anything. 223 00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:32,359 - I didn't do anything. - DI Merriot: Hey, you. 224 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,159 Wedding photographer, I presume? 225 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,679 We'll need that memory card. 226 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,519 Drunk witnesses, desperate influencer, 227 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,519 an insanely rich dad. 228 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:50,319 Yeah, that bichon frise is gonna have to wait. 229 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:55,199 If we haven't spoken to you yet, please do not leave. 230 00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:56,480 Everyone else can go. 231 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,199 We need those clothes. 232 00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:03,839 Have you, erm-- have you got something 233 00:14:03,840 --> 00:14:04,960 you can change into? 234 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:07,759 Er, yes. Yeah. 235 00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:11,079 Yeah. And is there someone who can take you home? 236 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,199 - Er... - I can. 237 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:13,800 - Er... - Okay. 238 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:17,199 Take care. 239 00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:18,560 Thanks. 240 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:21,480 Erm... 241 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:27,240 I think maybe that-- that drink would be really great. 242 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:29,679 I know the perfect place. 243 00:14:47,440 --> 00:14:52,640 Er, not sure I'm up for breaking and entering after murder. 244 00:14:53,680 --> 00:14:55,040 I have keys. 245 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,519 Oh. 246 00:15:08,520 --> 00:15:09,999 Oh, wow. 247 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:12,320 I've really missed the smell of a British pub. 248 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,239 Oi. I've just mopped that bit. 249 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,559 Oops. 250 00:15:18,560 --> 00:15:20,919 Oh, go on, then. Who's this one? 251 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:23,599 This is Tuppence. Tuppence, meet Albert, 252 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,279 my neighbour and the landlady 253 00:15:25,280 --> 00:15:27,839 of the best pub in London, The Lady Albert. 254 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,839 Lovely to meet you. 255 00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:30,839 Right. 256 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:32,519 Well... 257 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,199 I'll leave you to your nightcap, 258 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,599 which you'll be paying for. 259 00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,640 Good night, Albert. 260 00:15:39,280 --> 00:15:40,839 Whisky? 261 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,600 Yeah, please. 262 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:55,640 If I remember correctly... 263 00:15:56,680 --> 00:15:59,120 ...you prefer Scotch over Irish. 264 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,200 Yeah. 265 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:12,719 So, erm, a novelist, photographer, bartender? 266 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:15,319 I own one of the flats upstairs. 267 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,280 This is just one of the perks. 268 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,959 - You own a flat in Hampstead? - Mm-hmm. 269 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:24,679 I guess crime-writing does pay. 270 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:27,559 It's not exactly a penthouse in the Californian hills 271 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:28,919 Mm. 272 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:30,839 My aunt sold me the flat. 273 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,239 Family rates. 274 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,239 I mean, I'm crashing with Constance, 275 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,359 so, you know, no judgement here. 276 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:38,599 Ah. 277 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,160 How is your terrifying sister? 278 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,879 Oh, she's still absolutely terrifying. 279 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:45,039 She just as two kids now. 280 00:16:45,040 --> 00:16:46,080 Mm. 281 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,080 Sorry about tonight. 282 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:59,239 Do-- Can I-- Can I use your shower? 283 00:16:59,240 --> 00:17:00,639 Is that okay? 284 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:01,759 Of course. 285 00:17:20,280 --> 00:17:22,639 "Write better ending!!!" 286 00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,039 Yeah. 287 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,279 It's my next book, 288 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,959 which is... 289 00:17:26,960 --> 00:17:28,720 taking longer than the others. 290 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:32,040 Nothing's ever as good as that first one. 291 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,239 You just keep chasing it. 292 00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:47,599 This place is, like, a vintage haven. 293 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,239 Yeah. 294 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:51,799 - My Aunt Ada used to live here. - Mm. 295 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,159 She ran her own company. 296 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:54,760 I think I remember you mentioning her. 297 00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,560 "Blunt's Brilliant Detectives." 298 00:18:01,240 --> 00:18:03,199 Like a private detective agency? 299 00:18:03,200 --> 00:18:04,199 Yep. 300 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,879 Really? 301 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,320 That's pretty cool. 302 00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:09,720 Mm. 303 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,479 Where is she now? 304 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:14,360 She's in a retirement community, 305 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:16,800 I think she was lonely. 306 00:18:25,480 --> 00:18:27,439 Do you think he really did it? 307 00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,599 - Murdered Tatiana? - Yeah. 308 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,439 I mean it's-- 309 00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:34,239 It's Bingo Masters. It's the guy who-- 310 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:36,399 Shagged a bollard for a dare in fresher's week. 311 00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:37,840 Exactly. 312 00:18:38,920 --> 00:18:40,280 They were having an affair. 313 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:42,759 Tatiana told me. 314 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,919 They were supposed to be meeting at midnight. 315 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:46,559 - Whoa. - Mm. 316 00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,279 Okay. 317 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,079 Yeah, I would never have guessed that. 318 00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,919 I mean, maybe Tatiana was gonna tell Alice? 319 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:55,680 Which would ruin the wedding and ruin Bingo's... 320 00:18:56,720 --> 00:18:58,999 ...big business deal with Alice's dad. 321 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:04,399 Which is what you would call... motive. 322 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:11,319 I really thought I knew him. 323 00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:13,720 And yet, something doesn't really feel right. 324 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:18,079 Now you sound like my Aunt Ada. 325 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:25,799 Yeah, she-- she was scared. 326 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,840 Tatiana. She was really scared. 327 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:33,680 Listen, you know you can stay here tonight if you want. 328 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:36,759 If you don't wanna be alone. 329 00:19:36,760 --> 00:19:38,679 I'd really like that, actually. 330 00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:39,720 Thank you. 331 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:41,999 Of course. 332 00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:39,879 In L.A., this is a mortal sin. 333 00:20:39,880 --> 00:20:41,159 Mm. 334 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:42,719 Can I, er, help with that? 335 00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:43,999 Oh, yeah, thanks. 336 00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,479 Yeah. 337 00:20:45,480 --> 00:20:46,599 Mm. Mm. 338 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,119 Sleep okay? 339 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:49,919 Not a wink, you? 340 00:20:49,920 --> 00:20:50,960 No. 341 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:53,639 - Anyway... - Mm-hmm? 342 00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:56,399 I...found a clue. 343 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:58,559 Or, like, a lead. 344 00:20:58,560 --> 00:20:59,599 Uh-huh. 345 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:01,879 Tatiana-- she has a troll. 346 00:21:01,880 --> 00:21:04,720 And by the looks of things, proper weirdo. 347 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,479 - Sorry. - If you look here. 348 00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:08,719 Sorry. 349 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:11,439 Erm, on the profile, 350 00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,799 everyone's, like, "R.I.P.," "Love you, my angel," 351 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:18,199 and then there's this person-- "Rot in hell." 352 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,279 Are you saying we should go to the police or...? 353 00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:22,599 Well, I mean they all think it was Bingo. 354 00:21:22,600 --> 00:21:24,839 I mean, you told them it was Bingo. 355 00:21:24,840 --> 00:21:26,639 Exactly. I know it's on me, 356 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:29,159 I just-- I really wanna be sure. 357 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:32,239 I thought that maybe we could... 358 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,480 look into it? 359 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:37,439 Mm. Okay. 360 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:38,720 I'm impressed. 361 00:21:40,600 --> 00:21:44,599 Okay, so it's-- it's an idea, this troll thing, but... 362 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:49,239 Look, she goes by PlainJaneKnows. 363 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,800 Wait. Why's that familiar? 364 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:54,520 Hang on. 365 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:57,399 Let me look at the photos. 366 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,039 Mm. 367 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:01,799 But I thought the police took your camera. 368 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,439 What they failed to realise, and what I didn't tell them, 369 00:22:04,440 --> 00:22:06,199 is that my camera... 370 00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:07,919 starts directly transferring to the cloud 371 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,520 if there's a nearby Wi-Fi signal. 372 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:11,840 Okay. 373 00:22:16,560 --> 00:22:21,160 Tatiana called this person here "Plain Jane" something. 374 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,159 I think I might know where to find her. 375 00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,199 You're sure about this? 376 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,999 I am a trained actor. 377 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,719 Trust me. 378 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:47,679 They will not speak to us unless we stink of privilege. 379 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:49,959 And so you're pretending to be a German rock star? 380 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:51,399 Deejay, actually. 381 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:54,799 And you are gonna be my assistant, Andrei. 382 00:22:54,800 --> 00:22:56,599 - Mm-hmm. - And, remember, 383 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:59,720 whenever you're improvising, it's always, "Yes and..." 384 00:23:00,960 --> 00:23:02,079 - Got it? - Yeah. 385 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:03,599 Yeah. 386 00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:05,720 Yes. Right. 387 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:12,319 Ah, guten tag. 388 00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:14,920 I have appointment with, er, Lina Weaver. 389 00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:19,559 Mm. Mm. 390 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,240 Lina, there's a person here for you. 391 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:25,280 No idea. 392 00:23:26,760 --> 00:23:27,800 German? 393 00:23:32,360 --> 00:23:33,999 Ah, Miss Weaver. 394 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:36,759 Er, you show me the biggest penthouse today, ja? 395 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,759 Yes, and... what she said, please. 396 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,879 All viewings are cancelled. 397 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:44,959 Hm. Andrei, call the head of this company and complain. 398 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:46,719 - I've literally only this hour. - Mm-hmm. 399 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,119 I make a viral video about bad service 400 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,959 to my many millions of followers. 401 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:55,999 Hallo, meine lieben. 402 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,279 Ich moechte euch ueber meine schreckliche Erfahrung 403 00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:02,279 mit "Simon Dalvey Associates" alles erzaehlen. 404 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:03,879 Buh-uh. 405 00:24:03,880 --> 00:24:06,359 Oh, well, fine. 406 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:07,359 Follow me. 407 00:24:07,360 --> 00:24:08,759 Hmm. Good. 408 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,439 Danke. 409 00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:11,799 Here we go. 410 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:12,840 Danke. 411 00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:19,320 This is the, er, fifth-floor penthouse suite. 412 00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:25,279 As you'll see, we're still in the early construction phase. 413 00:24:25,280 --> 00:24:27,799 Er, this will eventually house 414 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:30,079 - the penthouse's private lift... - Aw, fuck. 415 00:24:30,080 --> 00:24:32,120 ...for your optimum security. 416 00:24:34,640 --> 00:24:37,519 Ja, it's... small but good. 417 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,239 Yes, and, erm, it is, er-- 418 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:44,919 it's very high up, which is-- which is rather terrifying, ja? 419 00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:48,839 This is my, er, favourite element, the sky terrace, 420 00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,119 a place to have your morning coffee 421 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:53,320 and take in the beautiful view. 422 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,040 Any questions so far? 423 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,639 Oh, I'm just so happy you show us round 424 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:02,279 when bad things to your company happen. 425 00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,039 Your poor colleague. 426 00:25:04,040 --> 00:25:05,519 Oh. 427 00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,759 Yeah, it's been a huge shock to us all. 428 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,719 But you must be super sad. 429 00:25:09,720 --> 00:25:11,879 You knew her, or...? 430 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,720 This is ridiculous. 431 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:17,679 You're reporters, right? 432 00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,079 - Journalists? - Ah, thank God. 433 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:20,519 Can we go downstairs, right now please? 434 00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:22,599 Yeah, you can get out before I call security. 435 00:25:22,600 --> 00:25:24,799 No, no, no, no. We're not journalists. 436 00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,799 We are private detectives. 437 00:25:27,800 --> 00:25:29,359 Right. Sure. 438 00:25:29,360 --> 00:25:32,239 You're also trespassing, and I have an actual job to do. 439 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:33,680 We know your secret, Plain Jane. 440 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:38,999 Yeah. 441 00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:41,079 Tatiana. I-I heard her last night. 442 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:42,479 She called you Plain Jane. 443 00:25:42,480 --> 00:25:43,839 Ah, the photographer. So what? 444 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:45,719 - It doesn't mean anything. - Doesn't it? 445 00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,599 Because we think she finally realised 446 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:50,559 that you were her troll, PlainJaneKnows. 447 00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:53,039 This is stupid. You need to leave. 448 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:55,879 Just answer our questions, and we won't-- 449 00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,599 we won't take this to the police. 450 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,039 She had connected the dots. We had an argument. End of. 451 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:03,719 And you got rid of her because she threatened to expose you. 452 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:05,079 You think I killed her 453 00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:06,719 because of some crap I said on Instagram? 454 00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,719 What you said was pretty nasty. it was criminal-- 455 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,639 I was angry, okay? She took the piss. 456 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,919 Just because she was Simon's favourite, 457 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:15,799 she thought she could literally fuck around. 458 00:26:15,800 --> 00:26:17,279 - What? - Yeah, I caught her once 459 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,279 doing it-- with Bingo. 460 00:26:19,280 --> 00:26:21,839 That's what you meant last night, 461 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:23,959 that you could tell Alice at any point about the affair 462 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,519 and... get Tatiana fired? 463 00:26:26,520 --> 00:26:28,759 No point. Alice already told her dad 464 00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:30,679 to fire her multiple times when she worked here, 465 00:26:30,680 --> 00:26:32,399 but he wouldn't. 466 00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,759 So Alice knew about the affair, but she married Bingo, anyway? 467 00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:36,759 You'd have to ask her. 468 00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,919 Maybe she hated how much 469 00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,959 her dad clearly preferred Tatiana. 470 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:45,079 Besides... I-I-I have an alibi 471 00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,640 I was in an Uber, going home when it happened. 472 00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:52,080 Huh. 473 00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,999 Hm. Er... 474 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,599 Simon. 475 00:27:02,600 --> 00:27:04,919 Yes, er, I'm coming now. 476 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,759 This viewing is over. 477 00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:16,079 That was amazing. 478 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,279 The way you were like, "Plain Jane!" 479 00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:19,319 Mic drop. 480 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:20,959 Since when did you speak German? 481 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:23,719 Erm, I did a German horror film 482 00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:24,959 that might've been a porn film. 483 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,159 - Ah. - Let's not talk about it. 484 00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,000 Hello, is that Uber customer services? 485 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,599 Yeah, I think I left my bag in one of your cars. 486 00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:37,999 Lina Weaver. 487 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:39,919 Erm, it was-- it was around midnight 488 00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,279 from Gossington House. 489 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,480 - What are you doing? - Checking the alibi. 490 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:48,719 Yeah, the driver, er, went by the name of Marco, 491 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,640 reg ending X-U-G. 492 00:27:54,200 --> 00:27:55,959 Great. If you could ask him to call me back on this number, 493 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,439 that would be brilliant. 494 00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:58,600 Thank you. 495 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,439 Tommy, you realise this changes everything, right? 496 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:05,399 - Mm. - Like... 497 00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:06,959 if Alice knew about the affair, 498 00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:08,999 then Bingo had no motive to kill Tatiana. 499 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:10,839 Maybe. Maybe. 500 00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:12,839 But, no, no, wait. We're not-- We're not actually doing this. 501 00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,200 We're not Blunt's Brilliant Detectives. 502 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,479 - Well, we could be. - No. 503 00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,239 - Just-- Just-- Just this once. - Tuppence. 504 00:28:21,240 --> 00:28:22,759 This is serious, right? 505 00:28:22,760 --> 00:28:24,719 This is police stuff, people that have training, 506 00:28:24,720 --> 00:28:26,520 so give me the cards back now please. 507 00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:34,959 And the other ones. 508 00:28:34,960 --> 00:28:36,839 I know you have more in your other pocket. 509 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:39,040 Fine. 510 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:41,960 Thank you. 511 00:28:43,240 --> 00:28:44,999 Also, you're wrong. 512 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,959 Alice might have known about the affair but not told Bingo, 513 00:28:46,960 --> 00:28:49,200 which means that he still has a motive, so... 514 00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:52,439 - Mm. - What? 515 00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:53,919 See? 516 00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,599 Can't help but get that little bit involved. 517 00:28:55,600 --> 00:28:57,159 It's the crime writer in you. 518 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,599 Okay, I admit, something-- something's off, right. 519 00:28:58,600 --> 00:28:59,959 - Yeah. - Right? 520 00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:01,879 - And I-I'm intrigued, but we-- - But what? 521 00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:03,559 Tommy, have you not heard of true crime? 522 00:29:03,560 --> 00:29:06,919 Normal people solve crimes all the time. It's just like-- 523 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:08,639 It's practically the new clubbing-- 524 00:29:08,640 --> 00:29:10,319 "It's the new clubbing." 525 00:29:10,320 --> 00:29:11,959 - Okay. Alright. - Yeah. 526 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:13,439 Who's that? 527 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:15,759 - It's Alice. - Alice Dalvey. 528 00:29:15,760 --> 00:29:17,599 I need the wedding photos from last night. 529 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:19,039 - Call me. - She wants the photos. 530 00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:20,959 That's perfect. Just tell her we can go now. 531 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,639 What, just ask her 532 00:29:22,640 --> 00:29:24,119 if she knew her husband was having an affair? 533 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,359 No, er, we'll think of something. 534 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,519 After all... 535 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:30,159 we're private detectives. 536 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:44,040 The photographer's here, Seb. 537 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,559 I'm so sorry for your loss. 538 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:49,319 We both are. 539 00:29:49,320 --> 00:29:50,359 Thank you. 540 00:29:50,360 --> 00:29:51,999 Yeah, erm... 541 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:56,119 look, we need you to delete the photos. 542 00:29:56,120 --> 00:29:57,919 - Now. - Er, why? 543 00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,759 You serious? Have you seen the internet? 544 00:29:59,760 --> 00:30:01,519 It's everywhere. 545 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,759 Journalists are ripping every photo they can off of socials 546 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:08,439 and harassing all my friends for secret ones from last night. 547 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:11,199 It's a fucking nightmare. 548 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:12,999 It's just that Tati wouldn't like the way 549 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:15,159 they're talking about her in the press. 550 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:17,839 Only thing is, I-- I don't actually have them on me, 551 00:30:17,840 --> 00:30:22,079 because the-- the police took-- took my memory card... 552 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,919 - Oh, my God. - ...so, in a way, 553 00:30:24,920 --> 00:30:26,319 they're totally safe... 554 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,959 ...from the press... 555 00:30:27,960 --> 00:30:29,799 Alice, perhaps we should just let this go. 556 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,599 "Let it go." "Let this go." 557 00:30:32,600 --> 00:30:33,879 He's still my husband. 558 00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:36,160 I still have a chance to be happy. 559 00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,159 Sorry, sorry. 560 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,799 I didn't-- I didn't mean to-- 561 00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:44,519 - No. It's-- It's-- No, erm-- - Sorry. I didn't mean to. 562 00:30:44,520 --> 00:30:47,999 I have to go and pick up Tati's parents, 563 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,640 so... goodbye. 564 00:31:01,720 --> 00:31:05,040 Do you mind if I... use your bathroom? 565 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,239 Yeah, fine. 566 00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,120 You sure you wouldn't rather have a cup of tea? 567 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:26,199 I make a really good cup of tea. 568 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,439 Hello, doggy. 569 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,839 What are you sitting on? 570 00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:21,879 Hey. 571 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:28,719 Have you heard from him? 572 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:29,799 From Bingo? 573 00:32:29,800 --> 00:32:31,400 No, no, I erm... 574 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:35,240 I-- I didn't accept the call. 575 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:39,119 Because you think that he did it? 576 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,679 I don't know. 577 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:43,280 Yesterday, Bingo was the love of my life, and... 578 00:32:44,520 --> 00:32:46,639 ...now everyone thinks he was shagging my friend 579 00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,279 and murdered her in cold blood. 580 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:51,839 I don't-- I don't know what to think. 581 00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,199 But you definitely didn't think they were having an affair 582 00:32:54,200 --> 00:32:55,999 before now? 583 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:57,199 Why would I marry him? 584 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,799 Like, yeah, fine. I'm turning 30. 585 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,519 I'm not, like, desperate. 586 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,760 So why did you try to get Tatiana fired? 587 00:33:08,320 --> 00:33:09,520 Who told you that? 588 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:15,519 Hey, Mummy's shoes taste so good. 589 00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:20,239 I asked you a question. 590 00:33:20,240 --> 00:33:23,319 Er, I overheard someone at the party. 591 00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:30,559 Your friend is taking her time. 592 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:39,879 Sorry, er, we should probably go now, actually. 593 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:41,240 Tuppence? 594 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:47,519 Hi. 595 00:33:47,520 --> 00:33:49,119 Sorry. Time of the month. 596 00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:50,640 Why's it always a surprise, eh? 597 00:33:53,680 --> 00:33:55,119 I'll let you know 598 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,520 what the police say, er, about the photos. 599 00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,000 Look. 600 00:34:19,960 --> 00:34:21,080 It's a glove. 601 00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,159 Yeah, from her costume, and it's filthy. Why? 602 00:34:25,160 --> 00:34:26,800 A million reasons. Also... 603 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,039 ...you shouldn't have been in there. 604 00:34:29,040 --> 00:34:30,599 Oh, my God. 605 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:33,119 She Instagrams her entire life. It's hardly snooping. 606 00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:35,039 Look, hear me out. 607 00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,919 She found out about the affair, 608 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,839 and so she killed her love rival, Tatiana. 609 00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:40,159 Absolutely not. 610 00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:41,359 Why? 611 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:43,679 Because she was genuinely stunned 612 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,239 to think they could be hooking up. 613 00:34:45,240 --> 00:34:47,759 - Those were real tears. - No, she's definitely a suspect. 614 00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:49,159 Why? Why would she ruin her life? 615 00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,639 She'd just married Bingo. 616 00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:53,159 You saw the effort she went to last night. 617 00:34:53,160 --> 00:34:55,119 It was her big Instagram moment. 618 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,720 Without Bingo, she has none of that. 619 00:34:59,080 --> 00:35:01,040 What would you do if this was one of your books? 620 00:35:02,400 --> 00:35:03,879 Start with suspects and motive. 621 00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:04,879 I agree. 622 00:35:04,880 --> 00:35:06,479 Mm-hmm. 623 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,999 So we have Bingo, who stood to lose-- 624 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,040 Er... 625 00:35:11,160 --> 00:35:12,959 - There you go. - Okay. 626 00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,639 - We have Bingo... - Yeah. 627 00:35:14,640 --> 00:35:16,039 ...who was set to loose Alice 628 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:17,559 - and this business deal... - Mm. 629 00:35:17,560 --> 00:35:20,999 ...if his affair was revealed by Tatiana. 630 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,439 Yes. Okay. 631 00:35:22,440 --> 00:35:23,759 So then we have Lina. 632 00:35:23,760 --> 00:35:26,159 Lina wanted to shut Tatiana up... 633 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:27,439 - Mm. - ...before people found out 634 00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,079 - she was her troll. - Mm-hmm. 635 00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:32,599 Alice. Wedding dress. 636 00:35:32,600 --> 00:35:33,599 Very nice. 637 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:36,959 Erm, revenge, maybe, 638 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:38,799 if she knew about the affair before the party, 639 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:41,199 but to be honest, like, no, she-- 640 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:42,759 she had too much to lose. 641 00:35:42,760 --> 00:35:44,880 Okay. And... 642 00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:47,159 ...Sebastian. 643 00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:48,839 - It is always the husband. - Yeah. 644 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,559 So far, all I can find is that he owns a start-up company 645 00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:53,159 that feels a little bit like a pyramid scheme. 646 00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:55,479 He was also just so broken. 647 00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:58,279 Okay, so that's it? 648 00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,959 - Is it? - Isn't it? 649 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:01,799 What about Simon, then? 650 00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:03,239 Simon. 651 00:36:03,240 --> 00:36:05,320 God. Quick. Sorry. 652 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,519 Creepy "Toad of Toad Hall" vibes. 653 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:12,119 Also, why was Tatiana his favourite? 654 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:16,639 Exactly, and why didn't he fire Tatiana when Alice asked him to? 655 00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:18,159 What was going on there? 656 00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:19,519 See? You're kind of made for this. 657 00:36:21,080 --> 00:36:24,599 So it's like that bit in your first book-- with, erm-- 658 00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:26,280 with the murder at the birthday party. 659 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,159 You've read my books? 660 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:31,399 I mean, you know, I-- I er... 661 00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,799 No. Maybe... 662 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:35,199 ...I've read some of your books. 663 00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:36,359 Okay. 664 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:43,399 Bingo's been charged. 665 00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:46,159 - What? - I set a news alert. 666 00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:49,719 "After new evidence, influencer's husband is charged 667 00:36:49,720 --> 00:36:52,519 with first-degree murder at deadly wedding party." 668 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,919 Ah, so it's over. He did it. 669 00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:02,720 We were... wrong. 670 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,839 We were always sort of out of our depth, weren't we? 671 00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:10,879 Maybe it's best left to the professionals, 672 00:37:10,880 --> 00:37:15,280 and we just, erm, get back to reality. 673 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:24,919 Oh. Have to go 674 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:26,640 I'm filming tonight. 675 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:30,680 Is everything okay, Tuppence? 676 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,480 Like, really? 677 00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:39,840 Yeah. 678 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,279 Yeah, of course. 679 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,720 Erm... 680 00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:54,080 I really liked them, by the way... 681 00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:56,840 Your books. 682 00:37:59,720 --> 00:38:00,760 Hm. 683 00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,240 Number nine-- doctor's orders. 684 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:18,159 31-- get up and run. 685 00:38:18,160 --> 00:38:20,920 Four and two-- Winnie-the-Pooh. 686 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,840 66-- clickety click. 687 00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,360 One and seven-- "Dancing Queen." 688 00:38:32,400 --> 00:38:34,840 Five and two-- Danny La Rue. 689 00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,280 22-- two little ducks. 690 00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:43,919 Aunt Ada: Is this about the murder 691 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:46,919 at that high-society wedding party? 692 00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:49,359 How on Earth did you know that? 693 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:51,079 You bailed on our Hitchcock evening. 694 00:38:51,080 --> 00:38:53,679 You clearly haven't slept. I'm just very good at my job. 695 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:55,559 What happened to retirement? 696 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:56,720 Overrated. 697 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,799 Me and my friend Tuppence, we were-- 698 00:39:00,800 --> 00:39:04,399 were looking into it, but it's a waste of time. 699 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,479 Tuppence, eh? 700 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,680 You can forget that. 701 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:10,039 She's married. 702 00:39:10,040 --> 00:39:12,759 Like that ever stopped anyone. 703 00:39:12,760 --> 00:39:15,199 - Including these two. - Mm. 704 00:39:15,200 --> 00:39:17,359 Aunt Ada: So what did you find in your investigation? 705 00:39:17,360 --> 00:39:18,599 Er, nothing. 706 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,599 I mean, a few leads, but... 707 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:22,919 yeah, we were wrong. 708 00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:24,760 It was him, Bingo. 709 00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:28,159 Sorry, I didn't... 710 00:39:28,160 --> 00:39:29,280 I'm sorry. 711 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:32,159 The victim even named him. 712 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:33,879 - Did she? - Mm, she said so. 713 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,439 And Tuppence saw Bingo 714 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:37,239 running away from the scene of the crime. 715 00:39:37,240 --> 00:39:39,399 He was wearing as a massive bunny costume, 716 00:39:39,400 --> 00:39:41,279 so can't exactly miss him. 717 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:44,119 That's the thing about costumes though, isn't it? 718 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:48,640 They stand out whilst the wearer is obscured. 719 00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,799 Bingo. 720 00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,839 I'm sorry, I meant-- I meant Bingo as in "eureka." 721 00:39:56,840 --> 00:39:59,439 Er, sorr-- the-- the-- the costume. 722 00:39:59,440 --> 00:40:01,280 Anyone could've been wearing the same costume. 723 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:04,879 Bingo Caller: 77. 724 00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:06,000 Thank you. 725 00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:12,959 Five and nine-- the Brighton line. 726 00:40:12,960 --> 00:40:16,039 Ooh! Bingo, bitches! 727 00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,559 Looks like the psycho got another 728 00:40:22,560 --> 00:40:26,279 sad, lonely, single woman walking home alone at night. 729 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,439 What was she thinking? 730 00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:30,359 The blood is fresh... 731 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,679 and it never lies. 732 00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:34,279 He's close. 733 00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,119 Hold the roll! 734 00:40:36,120 --> 00:40:38,559 Right, get the stunt double in, please. 735 00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:40,279 First A.D.: Stunt double stepping on. 736 00:40:47,640 --> 00:40:49,519 Can we get some quiet on set, please? 737 00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:50,560 Quiet on set. 738 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:55,519 Okay, let's go, Fight scene. And action! 739 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,240 I've got it. 740 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,559 Tommy, pick up the phone. 741 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,159 I've got something huge to tell you. 742 00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,799 This absolutely changes the game. 743 00:41:16,800 --> 00:41:18,760 It's really exciting. 744 00:41:20,840 --> 00:41:21,880 Hello? 745 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:26,560 Anyway, I literally just rushed off set. 746 00:41:31,960 --> 00:41:33,360 Someone's following me. 747 00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,159 I've got Mace. 748 00:41:45,480 --> 00:41:46,519 - Tommy. - Tuppence? 749 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,039 - Tommy. - Oh, gosh. 750 00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:49,519 - There's someone following me. - Y-You're shaking. 751 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:50,879 You're bleeding. What? 752 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,239 - No, no, no. It's not real. - What happened? 753 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,079 It's not. But someone is following me. 754 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,400 Yeah, where? Where? Where? 755 00:41:57,320 --> 00:41:58,800 There's no-one there. 756 00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,559 Let's get you back. I need to tell you something. 757 00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:06,399 So there might have been two bunnies. 758 00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:07,719 Yeah, I know there were. 759 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,760 So I'm just trying to find something. 760 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,039 It was the stunt double that made me think of it, right? 761 00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:17,479 Two versions of the same thing. 762 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:18,919 And then it just-- it hit me, right? 763 00:42:18,920 --> 00:42:20,719 - The button. - What button? 764 00:42:20,720 --> 00:42:23,039 I forgot about it at the time because I-I-- I don't know. 765 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,879 I was in shock, and everyone was asking me what she said, 766 00:42:24,880 --> 00:42:27,079 not what she did, but Tatiana, 767 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,599 she gave me this when she was dying. 768 00:42:29,600 --> 00:42:31,199 I put it in my bra. 769 00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,199 Well, 'cause they took my clothes. 770 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,479 They didn't take my underwear. 771 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:35,039 - And then last night-- - The shower. 772 00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,999 Yeah, yeah, yeah. It must've rolled under the sink. 773 00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:39,639 So Tatiana must've grabbed the button 774 00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:41,519 off the bunny costume, but-- 775 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:42,679 when they were attacking her-- but then... 776 00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:44,400 I can't... 777 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:49,159 - I took a photo... of Bingo... - Okay. 778 00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:50,159 ...when he ran out into the garden, 779 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:52,080 asking for help at midnight. 780 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,039 Look. 781 00:42:57,040 --> 00:42:59,679 - He has all his buttons. - Oh, my God. 782 00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:01,199 We were right. There were two bunnies. 783 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:02,519 Which proves that he didn't kill her. 784 00:43:02,520 --> 00:43:04,199 Oh, my God, you genius. 785 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,519 Aah! Oh, my God. 786 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:08,679 Are you thinking what I think you're thinking? 787 00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,279 - We're back together. - Yeah. 788 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,839 - On the case. - Mm. 789 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,759 If you can keep up with me. 790 00:43:13,760 --> 00:43:15,400 Challenge accepted. 791 00:43:17,000 --> 00:43:21,360 Aunt Ada: Like I was saying, crime is big business. 792 00:43:23,200 --> 00:43:26,559 For the lucky ones, it's something that happens 793 00:43:26,560 --> 00:43:28,520 safely on a screen... 794 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,720 ...whilst for others it's a reality... 795 00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:39,120 ...something they may have even considered from time to time. 796 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:47,320 And for those truly unlucky ones who have been a victim to it... 797 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:51,799 ...it can take a lifetime to recover. 798 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:56,559 Aunt Ada: ...if they ever recover at all... 799 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:59,000 Aunt Ada: The fact is... 800 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:02,919 ...where crime is concerned, 801 00:44:02,920 --> 00:44:08,359 everything in your life can change in an instant.